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据名记Shams报道，联盟消息人士透露，欧文向篮网请求交易。

Shams称，篮网被告知，欧文倾向于交易截止日前被交易，或者将会选择在今夏进入自由市场离开球队。

[–]WizardsTurbo2x 9671 points an hour ago

LMAAAOOO I KNEW HE WAS TOO QUIET FOR TOO LONG

奇才球迷：蚌埠住了，我就知道欧文不会消停这么久的。

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 1881 points an hour ago

Dude just cannot keep himself out of the news cycle 💀

勇士球迷：新闻圈的流量密码属实被他拿捏了。💀

[–]Obvious_Parsley3238 1709 points 2 hours ago

BRO THIS GUY JUST ROLLS A D20 FOR WHAT HE WANTS TO DO LMAOOOO

球迷：欧文随便一抓就是两王四A四2，想怎么打就怎么打呗。

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesMono1RailRail 140 points 2 hours ago

By far the funniest NBA player ever

灰熊球迷：有史以来最搞笑的NBA球员。

[–]CelticsCT4_LV 71 points 2 hours ago

that's the true Kyrie Irving experience for ya!

(trust me, i know)

绿军球迷：这就是获得欧文后的真实体验（相信我，我比你们都懂）

[–]76ersNotsozander 680 points an hour ago

SHAMS GET ME TO THE FRONT OF REDDIT

76人球迷：Shams一发推我就立刻打开了直播吧评论区。

[–]MavericksMEMES4DREAMS77 234 points an hour ago

Honestly where would this sub be without Kyrie lol

独行侠球迷：有一说一，没了欧文，咱们NBA分区要少了多少流量。

[–]MavericksMEMES4DREAMS77 1727 points an hour ago

Nets fans: “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?”

独行侠球迷：篮网球迷内心OS：“欧神仙就不能做回正常人吗？”

[–]CIark 352 points an hour ago

“Damn Kyrie been balling and the nets look great, like a real functioning team”

Kyrie: hold my beer

球迷：“欧文近期场上打得很好，而且篮网看着很有活力啊，就像一支功能正常的队伍。”

欧文表示：我的演技如何？

[–][POR] Rudy FernandezPiano9717 5449 points an hour ago*

LMAO the nets are back in the news cycle I see

Edit: last week his agent said: "The desire is to make Brooklyn home, with the right type of extension, which means the ball is in the Nets' court to communicate now if their desire is the same."

lol

开拓者球迷：我明白了，篮网再次登顶新闻圈。

补一句：上个礼拜，欧文经纪人说：“我们的愿景是让布鲁克林成为家，只要有合适的续约合同，这意味着如果欧文和球队的愿景是相同的，他们就有交流的空间。”

[–]BucksNeuroxex 2314 points an hour ago

Cannot speak highly enough of Kyrie's comedic timing. Like, just incredible instinct for the funniest thing to do at the funniest possible moment

雄鹿球迷：不得不讲欧文真会挑时候，在最可能出梗的时候把梗抛出来了，简直就像是本能反应。

[–]basketblog 897 points an hour ago

after leading the nets to 40 point blowout loss, kyrie requests trade

球迷：在带领篮网被绿军暴捶40分后，欧文申请了交易。

[–]CelticsIndependenceNorth165 730 points 2 hours ago

The Celtics just destroyed the Nets again

绿军球迷：绿军再次摧毁了篮网。

篮网球迷此刻的反应

[–]TimberwolvesShingorillaz 4384 points 2 hours ago*

This is a good reminder that anytime Kyrie is quiet for a while he's just building his meter to unleash that ultimate.

森林狼球迷：这是个很好的提醒，任何时候如果欧文沉寂了一段时间，说明他只是在酝酿大招。

[–]Heatlopea182 3840 points 2 hours ago*

It’s been 90 0 days since Kyrie did some wild shit. 🗓️

热火球迷：自从欧文上次闹出幺蛾子已经过去了90……哦不，是0天。

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 1945 points 2 hours ago

KEVIN DURANT TO SACRAMENTO

国王球迷：KD下一站，萨克拉门托。

[–]Knicksjz4244 199 points 2 hours ago

I don’t feel bad for KD, dude literally has made the Nets bend over backwards for Kyrie

尼克斯球迷：我并不替KD感到难过，是他让整个篮网队为欧文折腰。

[–]WarriorsMichael_B_Lopez 1857 points 2 hours ago

What💀💀💀

勇士球迷：发生甚么事了💀💀💀

[–]KingsDaRandomBro 696 points 2 hours ago

Here we go again 🤡

国王球迷：是什么让我们在此相聚🤡

[–]LakersMMDroxy 1635 points 2 hours ago

WHO SAID THIS DEADLINE WAS GONNA BE WACK?

湖人球迷：是谁说今年交易截止日会平淡无奇的？

Shams：湖人、太阳和独行侠是欧文的潜在追求者

名记：欧文尚未给出心仪下家名单 但一直对加盟湖人保持兴趣

[–]JazzFERFreak731 1057 points 2 hours ago

WESTBRICK YOU ARE A NET

爵士球迷：铁威，你是篮网球员了。

[–]FudgeDangerous2086 163 points 2 hours ago

Kyrie for WB.

Lakers miss playoffs

Nets Win championship

r/NBA implodes.

球迷：凯威互换，

湖人重回季后赛，

篮网夺冠，

直播吧评论区爆炸。

[–]ThunderNext-Firefighter-753 265 points 2 hours ago*

TRADE KYRIE FOR WESTBROOK AND PICKS YOU COWARDS.

KD and Westbrook reunion 7 years later!

Nets fans no longer have to deal with Kyrie, Lakers fans no longer have to deal with Westbrook. NBA is for the fans. Win-wins all around.

雷霆球迷：千万不能怂啊，用威少和选秀权交易欧文。

KD和威少7年后重聚。

篮网球迷再也不用担心欧文，湖人球迷也不用担心威少了。NBA是给球迷看的，双赢局面，岂不美哉。

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