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全明星首发今日出炉,勇士前锋维金斯生涯首次入选全明星并成为首发!

赛季至今,维金斯代表勇士出战44场比赛,场均贡献18.1分4.2篮板2.0助攻,命中率48%。

相关新闻>>>维金斯生涯首次入选全明星并成为首发

[–]TonyNese 2265 points 4 hours ago

This is the craziest sham/woj bomb since paul george getting traded to the clippers

球迷:这是名记爆料保罗-乔治被交易到快船以来最疯狂的新闻

dariusalford.eth

@IAMDARIUSALFORD

When Andrew Wiggins was told he was an #NBAAllStar starter

推特球迷:维金斯得知自己入选全明星首发

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6225 points 2 hours ago

What the fuck? Lmao

勇士球迷:这怎么话说的?笑死我了

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonkiidlocs 408 points 3 hours ago

lmao i know people are upset but this is hilarious

勇士球迷:哈哈,我知道有人要气疯了,但这确实很好笑

[–][POR] Zach CollinsZachCollinsROTY 1010 points 3 hours ago

Fucking lmaoooo he's a starter too hahahahahha holy shit!

开拓者球迷:头都TM笑掉了,他居然也是全明星首发,哈哈哈哈哈,淦!

[–]Patient_Job4115 383 points 4 hours ago

Warriors fans are a fucking disgrace

球迷:勇士球迷恬不知耻

[–]depressedbrokesingle 350 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, the Warriors are the only fanbase in the league that votes their own players for the ASG.

球迷:是啊,NBA只有勇士的球迷才给本队球员投全明星票😂

[–]WarriorsFrostmoth76 253 points 4 hours ago

Crying and throwing up right now. Warriors fans should be banned from the Internet and watching television.

勇士球迷:哭惨了,上吐下泻。就应该禁止勇士球迷上网看电视🤣

Wok

@goatedwok

CRY EVERYONE CRY

推特球迷:哭吧,都哭去吧!

(勇黑现在陷入两难:1.维金斯入选全明星就是个笑话。2.库里有全联盟最强的队友)

[–]Trail Blazersirelli 894 points 3 hours ago

Literally the worst all star starter of all time lmaooo

开拓者球迷:史上最差全明星首发,没有之一

LeBurner James Lion face

@LBJcrib

Andrew Wiggins amongst the other starters

推特球迷:维金斯和其他首发

JeBronny Worried faceT-Rex

@jebronsburner

推特网友:如图

(从左至右:詹姆斯、约基奇、维金斯)

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 3157 points 3 hours ago

2022: The year we found out how truly idiotic this shit is

独行侠球迷:2022:发现世界真翔之年

Pablo Nüdenberg

@PabloNud

RIP All-Star Game 1951-2022

推特网友:生于1951,卒于2022,全明星赛就此安息

[–]RaptorsFreeAgentsNoLeave 1293 points 3 hours ago

It can't come back after this.

like this is literally rock bottom.

猛龙球迷:简直是跌入了绝情谷底,可能再也爬不上来了

[–]BucksNeuroxex 381 points 3 hours ago

I thought I'd be mad, but I'm not at all. This is genuinely hysterical and the fact that Warriors fans voted for him over Draymond is incredible, I love this

雄鹿球迷:一开始也觉得我会气得要死,可最后却心如止水。这事确实很滑稽啊,勇士球迷给维金斯的投票超过了追梦?简直不可思议,这剧情爱了

[–]WarriorsCtG526 105 points 3 hours ago

I voted Draymond, but I think it works out for us since Draymond has a really good chance to get in as a reserve anyway

勇士球迷:我投了追梦,但我觉得这样挺好,因为追梦还是有很大几率入选全明星替补

[–]Lakersbackboarddd1_49402 327 points 3 hours ago

I guess we know who’s going to be the last pick among the starters in the All Star Draft

湖人球迷:我想我们已经知道谁会是全明星首发里最后一个被选中的球员了

[–]s1mpleGOAT 1736 points 6 hours ago 
i bet stephs glad he isnt a captain. he’d have to awkwardly pick wiggins #1 LMAO

球迷:我打赌库里很高兴他不是队长,要不然他就必须用首轮签选维金斯了,那得多尴尬,哈哈

[–]Toronto Huskieslogster2001 1467 points 6 hours ago22

Not even Giannis would say that’s a good pick

猛龙球迷:对面的字母哥都得劝他三思

Ayden

@ayden_mcdowell

This might be the first year a captain chooses a bench player before a starter.

推特球迷:这可能是全明星队长第一次宁要替补、不选首发

[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 408 points 4 hours ago

The fact that he's starting and KAT isn't is ridiculous

爵士球迷:嘴哥入选,没有唐斯,离了个大谱!

[–]sersleepsalot1 68 points 3 hours ago

And over Gobert too?

球迷:还超过了戈贝尔?

[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 568 points 4 hours ago

Rudy averages 16/15 on 70% shooting as an elite defender.

KAT averages like 24/10/4 on 52/41/81 shooting splits, Insane efficiency. This is absurd.

Wiggins averages 18/4/2 on 48% shooting as a B tier defender...even on his own team there's a front court player that deserved a starting spot over him. Even the much maligned AD is averaging 22/10 with elite defence.

爵士球迷:戈贝尔场均16分/15板,命中率70%,防守大闸。唐斯场均24分/10板/4助攻,各项命中率52/41/81,效率惊人。这太扯了。维金斯场均18分/4板/2助攻,命中率48%,二流防守者……甚至是本队的二流防守者。有其他前场球员比他更配得上全明星首发。就算是饱受诟病的浓眉,场均也有22分/10板,还有出色的防守

[–]HeatDionWaiteress 304 points 3 hours ago

This is like the reverse of that image of the Bugatti in the drive way of that shitty house meme

热火球迷:这就是爆火网图“破屋旁边停着布加迪”的反向版本

[–]NotAn0pinion 139 points 4 hours ago

Look at Kyrie and Klay, played about 6 games combined this season, both looking like they’ll be in

球迷:看看欧文和克莱吧,这个赛季一共就打了大概6场球?都差点入选了

[–]SpursJohnnyWinss 566 points 3 hours ago

We're gonna vote Yuta in next year AND YOU'LL LIKE IT

马刺球迷:等着,明年我们就投渡边雄太,你们一定会喜欢的

[–]Jazzsatan_in_high_heels 485 points 3 hours ago

Zaza Pachulia feeling robbed

爵士球迷:扎扎-帕楚里亚感觉自己被掏空

[–]Knickssonfoa 130 points 3 hours ago

I'm like 90% sure NBA did some numerical manipulation to stop Zaza from getting voted in. I remember he had like 100k more votes than the next guy like a month prior to the ASG and yet still missed it.

尼克斯球迷:我有九成把握NBA当年一定是操控了票数,才没让扎扎入选全明星。我记得在全明星赛前大概一个月,他还比后一位的球员多得了大概10万票,但最后还是落选了。

[–]76ersA_Huggable_Cactus 1556 points 4 hours ago

Mark my words: this will lead to an overhaul of the all-star system and it’s obviously necessary.

What a joke.

76人球迷:记住我的话:这事会导致全明星制度的全面改革,而且是势在必行!简直天大的笑话

[–][SAS] Dejounte MurrayOps135 2257 points 4 hours ago

Fan voting shouldn't be 50%

马刺球迷:球迷投票不应该占到50%

[–]Trail Blazerswir_suchen_dich 275 points 4 hours ago

Bro people who treat Covid with pee get to vote think about that.

开拓者球迷:哥们,靠喝尿治疗新冠的货都能投票,想想吧

[–]WheatonsGonnaScore 1591 points 4 hours ago

Fan voting should be 0%

球迷:球迷投票应该占0%

[–]Sunsbeer_down 1590 points 4 hours ago

He got vaxxed, becomes an all star.

Coincidence? Yes, completely

太阳球迷:他打了疫苗,然后成了全明星。巧合吗?是啊,无巧不成书

[–]SpursJohnnyWinss 387 points 4 hours ago

Eat that Kyrie!

马刺球迷:欧文,来!张嘴

[–]Raptorstheblackvincentvega 153 points 4 hours ago*

since AI in 2010. And at least AI was cool.

猛龙球迷:2010年艾弗森之后的最差全明星首发,答案至少人比较酷

[–]Nuggetsbigwillystyle93 131 points 3 hours ago

And Al was the best player on his team. Wiggins is literally 4th.

掘金球迷:答案至少是当时球队的当家球星。而维金斯,球队老四

[–]Suns BandwagonFutures2004 307 points 4 hours ago

Most popular 4th option

太阳球迷:最受欢迎的球队老四

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 2353 points 2 hours ago

K-Pop fans did it

球迷:韩国流行音乐的粉丝居功至伟

[–]BullsKanye_Wezt 649 points 2 hours ago

I’m ootl. What does he have to do with kpop

公牛粉丝:问号脸,维金斯和韩国流行音乐有啥关系?

[–]Warriorssumchinesewill 2287 points 2 hours ago*

Kpop singer BamBam — a member of the popular South Korean boy band GOT7 is a huge fan of the Warriors and especially Wiggins. He was promoting Wiggins to be an all star and went to his social media account to ask his fans to vote him in.

edit: people have informed me that BamBam is an official ambassador for the Warriors so not just a fan.

勇士球迷:韩国流行音乐歌手BamBam——韩国男团GOT7的成员,是勇士队尤其是维金斯的铁粉。他一直在为维金斯进全明星拉票,在社交媒体账户上呼吁自己的粉丝给维金斯投票。

PS:有人告诉我BamBam是勇士队官方的全球大使,不仅仅是粉丝。

[–]Clippersvanotro 95 points 3 hours ago

1.4M likes, LOL

快船球迷:点赞140万,笑死

[–]Bullsphilphan25 86 points 2 hours ago

Why couldn’t he have been a fan of Ben Simmons?

公牛球迷:他为什么不是西蒙斯的粉丝?

[–]SupersonicsTheMightyMegalodon 80 points 2 hours ago

Because to be a fan of a player, you usually have to see them play from time to time.

超音速球迷:要成为一个球员的粉丝,最起码你得能时不时看到他打球吧

[–]optixs17 832 points 2 hours ago

Warriors/Curry are super popular here in Korea

球迷:勇士/库里在我们韩国超级受欢迎

[–]Warriorssumchinesewill 671 points 2 hours ago

Klay should go visit Korea and dance with one of their Kpop groups so we get Kpop Klay.

勇士球迷:克莱应该去韩国玩玩,找个韩国男团成员一起尬舞,这样我们就有了韩流克莱。

[–]Pistonscammjohn 435 points 6 hours ago

Maple Jordan is back

活塞球迷:枫叶乔丹王者归来

[–]Ghosted_Stock[🍰] 143 points 6 hours ago

Korean* Jordan

球迷:韩国*乔丹

Earth globe americasRinged planetCometTwo hearts

@nolimitjuan__

It’s not Wiggins fault he got named the starters

推特球迷:入选全明星首发也不是维金斯的错

[–]LakersCoffeeandsoda 717 points 4 hours ago*

I feel bad for Wiggins. Gotta feel weird to get so much angry conversation with your name attached when you did nothing wrong.

湖人球迷:为维金斯感到难过。明明你什么都没做错,却看到无数人带上你的名字愤怒咆哮,这种感觉一定很荒唐

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