【键盘侠】湖人为什么不留霍华德啊?老詹保罗的香蕉船要翻咯

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[Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns defeat the defending NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers in a 4-2 series, 113-100, to advance to the 2nd round for the first time since 2010 behind Devin Booker's 47 points and 11 rebounds.

【赛后贴】菲尼克斯太阳今日以113比100击败了洛杉矶湖人,大比分4比2淘汰卫冕冠军,实现队史自2010年后首次进军次轮,德文-布克砍下47分11篮板。


双方主要球员数据:

菲尼克斯太阳

首发:布克47分11篮板、克劳德18分8篮板、布里奇斯10分6篮板2抢断、艾顿8分、保罗8分12助攻

替补:卡梅隆-约翰逊10分2抢断、佩恩7分3盖帽、克雷格3分、卡明斯基2分

洛杉矶湖人

首发:詹姆斯29分9篮板7助攻2抢断2盖帽、施罗德20分、波普19分、小加索尔0分7助攻、戴维斯0分

替补:马修斯12分6篮板、塔克12分、库兹马2分、大莫里斯2分、哈雷尔2分、卡鲁索2分


[–]Raptorscognitivepsychology 2731 指標 6小時前

Where were you when the Suns eliminated the Lakers, consequently leading to LeBron’s first elimination in the first round of the playoffs?

猛龙球迷:太阳淘汰湖人,让詹姆斯职业生涯首次在季后赛首轮出局的时候,你在哪呢?

[–]SunsI_Smoke_Dust 3 指標 6小時前

Shouting in my house by myself like an idiot.

太阳球迷:在自己家里大喊大叫,像个白痴一样。

[–]Sunsazgrunt 2 指標 6小時前

I was at home watching the game and scrolling through the Suns sub!

太阳球迷:我在家里一边看比赛一边刷直播吧太阳的新闻!

[–]ClippersProphetPenguin 1 指標 2小時前

I was at the bar getting drunk

快船球迷:我在酒吧里喝个痛快!

[–]WarriorsSamsSoupsAndShits 1 指標 6小時前

At the back court. Not going back to play defense.

勇士球迷:我在后场,而且没有回防。

[–]Toronto HuskiesLt0101 1 指標 1小時前

On a walk down by the river looking at the view, because I knew by the 32-14 1st quarter it was over

猛龙球迷:我在河边散步看风景,因为第一节32比14的时候我就知道,比赛结束了。

[–]_Chrollo12 1 指標 1小時前

Slept like a baby after seeing AD go down

看到戴维斯倒了后,我就安心地去睡了。


[–]HornetsTrevorArizaFan 1512 指標 6小時前

https://imgur.com/a/cQ0zzsI

黄蜂球迷:↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

[–]Warriorsoaklandcholo 207 指標 5小時前

Do this but have him morph into himself wearing street clothes

勇士球迷:干得不错,但是还要给戴维斯换上便装才对味。

[–]Koolsman 309 指標 6小時前

Anthony Davis is the age of 28 but has the body of a 38 year old vet minimum

戴维斯才28岁,但是感觉他的身体像是个最低38岁的老将

[–]Raptors108mics 15 指標 6小時前

I'm sad that I can only upvote this once

猛龙球迷:很遗憾,这一次我只能给你点赞了。

[–]Sunszarvinny 9 指標 6小時前

Terrifying. The one in the middle

太阳球迷:中间那张也太吓人了吧。

[–]Cal4mity 1 指標 58 分鐘前

Been following nba on and off for the past few years. Feel like AD has been kind of a disappointment as far as career accomplishments

我过去几年一直在关注NBA,感觉就戴维斯职业生涯的成就而言,是令人有点失望的。


[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 5612 指標 6小時前25& 26 more

Brother flew too close

公牛佩恩球迷:↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

[–]Raptors_Pepper_Phd 81 指標 6小時前

On the meme frontier as always

猛龙球迷:你永远是表情包界的扛把子。

[–]SupersonicsPomfAndCircvmstance 56 指標 6小時前

This should be hung prominently in the Louvre.

超音速球迷:这张图应该挂在卢浮宫最显眼的位置。

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 273 指標 6小時前

This the best one yet 😂😂😂💀

这是我目前看到现在最好的一张,哈哈哈。

[–]Knickola_Jokic 133 指標 6小時前

WE ARE ALL SUNS FANS TONIGHT

今晚我们都是太阳球迷!

[–]Knickola_Jokic 4 指標 6小時前

This is the greatest day of Skip Bayless’ life.

今天是Skip(著名詹黑)一生中最伟大的一天!

[–]LakersVon_Huge1103 0 指標 6小時前

Well...☹️

湖人球迷:行吧……😩

[–]SunsB_M_Fahrtz 317 指標 6小時前

Gonna hang this in my bathroom above my toilet. Goddamned majestic.

太阳球迷:我要把这张图挂在浴室的马桶正上方,太踏马庄严了。

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 56 指標 6小時前

Yo, you just gave me an idea lmao

猛龙球迷:你让我想到了一个好主意,笑死我了。

[–]Sunsrkip5 7 指標 5小時前

Was the idea to hang this in your bathroom above your toilet?

太阳球迷:你是说把图挂在浴室的马桶正上方?

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 8 指標 5小時前

No man. This shit going on the wall behind my bed. It'll be the first thing I see every time I open that door.

猛龙球迷:不,老哥。我想把这玩意儿挂在我床后面的墙上,这样每次我一开门就能第一眼看到。

[–][LAC] Paul Piercefireives1967 960 指標 6小時前

oh my AD in the background LOL

快船皮尔斯球迷:啊!我看到后面的戴维斯了!哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]CMPunk22 1 指標 2小時前

He look like Beyoncé loool

他看起来像碧昂斯,哈哈哈哈。

[–]NBAWaterIsNotWet19 1 指標 2小時前

Looks like Candace parker lol

还像坎迪斯-帕克,哈哈哈。

[–]KnicksOuchYouPokedMyHeart 500 指標 6小時前*

Is that the face from the video? LMFAO damn you guys are relentless Edit: This fucking face cracks me up every fucking time, can't stop laughing

尼克斯球迷:戴维斯的表情出自那段肯塔基更衣室视频吗?笑死我了,你们这群无情的人,戴维斯这个表情每次都能让我踏马的笑死。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 1 指標 6小時前

The look on Kuz's face got me reeling

独行侠王治郅球迷:库兹马脸上的表情给我看晕了。

[–]NBAlazzysmalls 962 指標 7小時前

The banana boat is no more

香蕉船翻了!

[–]Suns BandwagonToasted_FlapJacks 444 指標 7小時前

LeBron didn't even congratulate CP3

太阳球迷:詹姆斯甚至都没有祝贺保罗。

[–]LakersApollo611 176 指標 7小時前

Yeah that was weak

湖人球迷:是的,这种行为弱爆了。

[–]WarriorsJadedBasket 45 指標 2小時前

Whenever he loses he never shows sportsmanship but a win is a different story lol

勇士球迷:詹姆斯只要输球了,他从来不会展示体育精神,但是他要是赢球了,就完全不一样了,哈哈哈哈。

[–]MavericksHearthstone30 22 指標 2小時前

He's always scared about his GOAT status

独行侠球迷:他总是在担心自己历史最佳的地位。

[–]FantasyThrowaway321 33 指標 2小時前

I respect the game, but he will NEVER be the GOAT in my opinion.

我尊重他的比赛,但是在我看来,詹姆斯永远不会是历史最佳。

[–]deepfakefuccboi 185 指標 6小時前

As a Laker fan that pissed me off. Like this is a big deal for your homie, CP3 isn’t gonna forget that, literally the rest of the Lakers and even injured AD were giving congrats and hugs.

作为湖人球迷真的很气,这对你的兄弟而言是重要的时刻。保罗不会忘记这个的,湖人的其他球员,甚至受伤的戴维斯都在给予祝贺和拥抱。

[–]SunsJose_b112 7 指標 2小時前

I dunno man. I agree he had to do it. But if u remember few games prior. Cp3 gets hurt lebron comes to see is he alright. Next game or same, cp3 fouls him dirty and doesn't even check on him. I think their "friendship" is weird. again, regardless he had to congratulate cp3 and book.

太阳球迷:我不清楚兄弟,不过我也觉得詹姆斯需要祝贺一下。但是不知道你记不记得前几场比赛,保罗受伤了詹姆斯会过来问候一下,之后一场比赛吧,保罗对詹姆斯凶狠犯规之后甚至都没问一声有没有事。我感觉他们的“友谊”有点奇怪,不过无论如何,詹姆斯都必须要祝贺保罗和布克。

[–]deepfakefuccboi 18 指標 2小時前

I mean how they act on the court is one thing but they are 100% great friends off court. BananaBoat for a reason.

我想说无论他们在场上是什么样,场下一定是百分百的好朋友,“香蕉船兄弟”不是白叫的。

[–]SunsJose_b112 -2 指標 1小時前

Yeah, just looked weird. One shows legit concern and comes to see if u alright, other one hits the other and doesn't even care. That's all

太阳球迷:是的,就是看起来很奇怪。一个表现出关心去问候一下,另一个打了对方一下却毫不关心,就这样。

[–]deepfakefuccboi 5 指標 1小時前

CP3 is just like that, there’s tons of clips of him doing that shit like that throughout his career.

保罗一直都是这个样,他职业生涯这种事多了去了,都能剪出个集锦。

[–]Tampa Bay Raptorstwistedlogicx 5 指標 7小時前

The Lakers could have used a player like CP3. If only a floor general point guard with championship experience were available at the trade deadline.

猛龙球迷:湖人本可以用一个像保罗这样的球员,如果在交易截止日能得到一个有冠军经验的控球后卫就好了。

[–]Celtics8_bw 6 指標 6小時前

So you're saying they could have used the exact opposite of Dennis "The 100 Million Dollar Man" Schroder

凯尔特人球迷:你是说湖人可以用一个和“一亿身价的男人(施罗德)”相反的人吗?

[–]RaptorsA_Marvelous_Gem 3 指標 6小時前

J Lin!

猛龙球迷:林书豪!

[–]HornetsContractXtension 225 指標 7小時前

Crazy how CP3 beat LBJ

黄蜂球迷:保罗击败詹姆斯的方式也太疯狂了吧。

[–]Heatfapmonster1999 307 指標 7小時前

"You merely adopted the west. I was born in the west. Moulded by it."

热火球迷:“你只是适应了西部,而我生来就在西部,历练至今!”


[–][GSW] Stephen CurryNyhrox 2622 指標 7小時前*

The Bubble Suns have evolved into Championship run Suns Hang onto your glasses, cause the future's sunny

勇士库里球迷:复赛时候的太阳就已经进化成争冠级别的队伍,戴上你们的太阳眼镜吧!太阳未来的光芒会很刺眼!

[–]HornetsContractXtension 372 指標 7小時前

Best BUBBLE TEAM

黄蜂球迷:复赛最强队伍!

[–]SunsPunctualPolarBear 129 指標 7小時前

The dark days are gone and the bright days are here :')

太阳球迷:黑暗的日子已经熬过去了,光明的日子已经到来!

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaoh_what_a_shot 63 指標 7小時前

The craziest thing was how fast the Suns rose from the bottom to finals contenders. Basically has only been a season and a half.

勇士伊戈达拉球迷:太阳从联盟垫底的队伍到争冠球队的转变太快太疯狂,基本只用了一个半赛季的时间。

[–]Suns BandwagonSuiteLifeofZachNCoby 26 指標 7小時前

The Chris Paul effect

太阳球迷:克里斯-保罗效应!

[–]LakersCPU_Batman 16 指標 6小時前

They did it the way everyone loves to see too. Drafted great players, developed them, and traded for talent that would help their playstyle. This second round is gonna be amazing to watch!

湖人球迷:太阳建队的方式是所有人都爱见到的,选中优秀的年轻天赋,培养他们,然后交易来能帮助他们提升比赛表现的天赋球员,第二轮的比赛看起来一定很精彩!

[–]Sunsokthishard 4 指標 5小時前

We won 19 games two years ago lmao. It felt like the that era would never end and book would be forcing his way out by now. This really is unreal

太阳球迷:两年前的我们只能赢19场球,笑死我了。当时感觉那个时代永远不会结束,结果布克强行开创了自己的时代,这种感觉太不真实了。


[–]SpursPapiShot 980 指標 7小時前

MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN NEVER LOST A PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE PHOENIX SUNS

马刺球迷:迈克尔-乔丹从未在季后赛被太阳淘汰过!

[–]Sunsvillanelle305 59 指標 7小時前

Dont bring that up right now lol I'm trying to celebrate here

太阳球迷:我正打算要庆祝呢,你别提这事,哈哈哈哈。

[–]ClippersKianNeon 14 指標 6小時前*

It’s even worse, the Phoenix Suns are in fact undefeated against lebron James in the playoffs

快船球迷:更糟糕的是,事实上太阳在季后赛碰上詹姆斯从未被淘汰过!


[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 997 指標 7小時前

Both of last year's Finals participants got eliminated in the first round this year. How bout that!

独行侠王治郅球迷:去年总决赛的两支队伍今年都在首轮出局了,怎么回事!

[–]Lakerspercbandit 597 指標 7小時前

Pls take out the Clippers tomorrow, that’s all I ask.

湖人球迷:请你们明天淘汰掉快船吧,这是我唯一的要求。

[–]DanteMustDie666 428 指標 7小時前

And Bucks taking out Nets...and this sub will enter heaven

还有雄鹿送走篮网……大家就都心满意足了。

[–]WarriorsZachary_Stark 7 指標 7小時前

Who would have a better chance taking out BKN?

勇士球迷:谁最有机会干掉篮网?

[–]JazzDakooder 31 指標 7小時前

Kyrie himself

爵士球迷:凯里-欧文!

[–]PistonsDangerousCommittee5 100 指標 7小時前

Bucks v any of Dallas/Utah/Denver/Phx would be amazing.

活塞球迷:总决赛雄鹿对上独行侠、爵士、掘金或太阳任何一支队伍,都非常神奇!

[–]Lakersrjvcrisen5 71 指標 6小時前

ESPN collectively and Adam Silver would jump off bridges if that was the finals matchup

湖人球迷:如果总决赛对决是这种,那ESPN所有人和亚当-萧华都要去跳河了。

[–]PistonsDangerousCommittee5 41 指標 6小時前

I'm sure Scott Foster will be deployed to make sure it doesn't happen.

活塞球迷:我敢肯定斯科特-福斯特(著名裁判)会被派去保证这种事不会发生。


[–]Raptorssop1232 247 指標 7小時前

lakers should have never got rid of dwight, rondo, javale or signed montrezl

猛龙球迷:湖人不应该放走隆多、霍华德和麦基的,也不应该签下哈雷尔。

[–]Desolator99 106 指標 7小時前

For real why didn’t they run it back lmao

说真的,为什么湖人不签回这些人,笑死我了。

[–]Raptorssop1232 152 指標 7小時前

Especially since Dwight wanted to come back on a min too. I can understand not wanting to pay Rondo but losing Dwight for nothing was a really bad move.

猛龙球迷:尤其是霍华德还愿意签底薪留湖人,我可以理解湖人不想花太多钱留下隆多,但是白白放走霍华德真的是垃圾操作。

[–]Lakersdrshade06 9 指標 6小時前

Thought it was because of Gasol. I remembered Dwight was gonna sign but then Gasol signed.

湖人球迷:我觉得是小加索尔的原因,我记得霍华德本来要签的,但是先签下了小加。

[–]SupersonicsGDAWG13007 9 指標 2小時前

No we signed Gasol cuz we lost Dwight.

超音速球迷:不,湖人是因为失去了霍华德,才签的小加索尔。


[–]Knickola_Jokic 451 指標 7小時前

Lebron about to come to the post game interview in a full body cast.

詹姆斯会在赛后采访前给全身打上石膏。

[–]RaptorsYourTeamIsNow 563 指標 7小時前

“I’ve been 100% blind since Draymond got me in the eye”

猛龙球迷:詹姆斯:“自从追梦格林戳了我的眼之后,我就已经完全失明了。”

[–]RaptorsThaNorth 69 指標 7小時前

I saw three exits and went straight for the middle one

猛龙球迷:“我看见三个通道,选择中间那个离开了。”

[–]2021olympics 526 指標 7小時前

Why didnt Lebron leave early for treatment this time?

为什么詹姆斯这一次没有提前离开去接受治疗?

[–]MavericksCanadianfromtexas 253 指標 7小時前

Bc Davis is icing his groin

独行侠球迷:因为这一次戴维斯自己给腹股沟冰敷。

[–]MavericksUnPhayzable 133 指標 7小時前

They're sharing ice packs as we speak

独行侠球迷:我们说话这会儿,他们正共用冰袋呢。

[–]AlHorfordHighlights 190 指標 7小時前

They're scissoring with the ice pack in between

他们双腿夹在一起,中间放上冰袋。

[–]stub_dep01 15 指標 6小時前

Love how this would be confusing as fuck for any non-nba subreddit followers lmao.

对于那些看不懂这个梗的人,这个画面多么令人困惑啊,笑死我了。

[–]LakersNefariousNeezy -4 指標 7小時前

He leaves early, y’all got something to say

He doesn’t, y’all got something to say

湖人球迷:老詹提前离开,你们要哔哔,他不提前离开了,你们还要哔哔。


[–]LakersApisit100 1537 指標 8小時前

Lebron is an all time great, but holy shit he was complaining so much this series and giving up on plays, so annoying to watch.

湖人球迷:詹姆斯是一名伟大的球员,但是我的天,这轮系列赛他抱怨那么多次,放弃了比赛,看他打球真的太闹心了!

[–]RaptorsThaNorth 342 指標 7小時前

Man loves to just hang back and watch his team play 4v5 on defense.

猛龙球迷:这个男人喜欢待在后面,看他的队友们四个人防五个人。

[–]CelticsAgitated_Phrase 516 指標 7小時前

He wasn't even getting back on defense after made baskets in the late 4th quarter. It was embarrassing to watch for an all time great like him in a playoff game.

凯尔特人球迷:第四节后半段投篮命中后,他甚至都不回防了,看他这种伟大的球员在季后赛这么打球太让人尴尬了。

[–][PHO] Steve Nashyuhanz 205 指標 7小時前

Pretty tired at that point. He sat for a minute or two and we go up 17 😂

太阳纳什球迷:詹姆斯那个时候已经太累了,他在场下坐了一、两分钟,分差就被我们拉开到17分。

[–]Proof-Policy 49 指標 7小時前

I thought it was clear the Sun's weren't calling timeouts to wear out LeBron.

我感觉很明显太阳不想叫暂停,不会让詹姆斯有休息的机会。

[–]B-radleyG 158 指標 8小時前

Nothing exciting here, just the 2 seed beating the 7 seed.

没什么好激动的,不过是二号种子淘汰掉七号种子。

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