键盘侠|老詹收比赛只要三分钟！克劳德拼命防守他却在想红酒文案

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers defeat the Phoenix Suns 109-95 behind 21/6/9 from LeBron James and 34/11 from Anthony Davis to take a 2-1 series lead

【赛后帖】洛杉矶湖人今日以109比95拿下菲尼克斯太阳，取得系列赛大比分2比1的领先，勒布朗-詹姆斯贡献21分6篮板9助攻，安东尼-戴维斯贡献34分11篮板。

菲尼克斯太阳：艾顿22分11篮板2盖帽、布克19分6助攻、佩恩15分6助攻4抢断、克雷格11分、克劳德9分2抢断2盖帽、保罗7分5篮板6助攻、布里奇斯6分

洛杉矶湖人：戴维斯34分11篮板、詹姆斯21分6篮板9助攻、施罗德20分2抢断、库兹马8分10篮板、马修斯8分、德拉蒙德6分11篮板、波普5分4篮板2抢断、卡鲁索4分2盖帽、小加索尔3分2抢断

Who would have thought Ayton would be the suns best player this series

谁能想到艾顿成了太阳这轮系列赛最棒的球员？

[–]bettsy26 276 指標 5小時前

who thought cam payne would be their most consistent guard too

谁能想到卡梅隆-佩恩成了他们发挥最稳定的后卫？

[–]randotron7 4 指標 1小時前

I remembered cam payne dancing with westbrook and sits at the far end of the bench, now he's a different and improved player.

我还记得佩恩和威少一起跳舞的画面，坐在板凳席末端的他如今取得了巨大的进步，成为了完全不同的球员。

[–]Minneapolis LakersOffsidesLikeWorf 24 指標 5小時前

TBF CP3 is hurt.

湖人球迷：有一说一，那是因为保罗伤了。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantHanBr0 39 指標 5小時前

That's where consistency comes into play

湖人科比球迷：这就是保罗稳定的地方。

[–][MEM] Shane Battiermaterics 56 指標 4小時前

CP3 is consistently hurt

灰熊球迷：受伤这方面，保罗最稳定。

[–]Knicks BandwagonGascho 2254 指標 6小時前

Jae Crowder in this series is 7 for 27 from the field and a scorching hot 2 of 20 from 3.

尼克斯球迷：克劳德这轮系列赛投篮27中7，三分线外手感滚烫，20中2

[–]76ers Bandwagonmoneybooy 96 指標 6小時前

He learned from Jimmy

76人球迷：这是他从巴特勒那学来的。

[–]HeatMintyFresh48 93 指標 6小時前

Jae used up all his shooting for us in the playoffs last year apparently.

热火球迷：很明显，克劳德去年季后赛为了我们用尽了投篮手感。

[–]Lakersbeefjaker 1052 指標 6小時前

Dude is doing his best Pat Bev impression

湖人球迷：这哥们在尽力模仿贝弗利。

[–]LakersBurninCrab 31 指標 6小時前

next 5 years are his tho

湖人球迷：未来五年是他的。

[–]Lakersfernandopoejr 180 指標 6小時前

the refs ejected jake rowder so he won't embarass himself further

湖人球迷：裁判驱逐了克劳德，这样他就不会继续难堪了。

His counterpart Kuzma is 3-18 FG and 2-11 from 3.

湖人球迷：克劳德的对手是18投3中的库兹马，三分线外11中2。

[–]Lakersmarkjay6 205 指標 6小時前

Crowder 3 rebounds and a -6. Kuzma 10 rebounds and +14.

湖人球迷：然而克劳德3个篮板正负值-6，而库兹马10个篮板正负值+14。

[–]jerseymeathook 65 指標 6小時前

Lmao my buddy was ready to burn his KUZ jersey but that late 3 saved him.

笑死我了，我一个哥们都准备烧掉库兹马的球衣了，但是最后的三分救了他。

[–]LakersAlternativeEarth55 33 指標 6小時前

Kuzma was playing excellent all game despite the missed shots

湖人球迷：库兹马整场比赛打得都很好，只是没投进球罢了。

[–]Juiceonfire 20 指標 5小時前

Your buddy sounds like a dumbass that only knows, make basket=good and miss basket= bad. Just do him a favor and take the jersey now what a dumbass

你的哥们听起来像是那种投进就强，投不进就垃圾的蠢货，帮他把球衣拿走吧，真的蠢。

[–]Nuggets BandwagonAtchod 7 指標 3小時前

Who the fuck buys Kuzma jersey 😂

掘金球迷：谁他妈买库兹马的球衣啊？哈哈哈哈。

[–]CelticsKyWy75 771 指標 6小時前

Tonight was everything LA pictured when they signed Schroder. Secondary playmaker who got to the rim, drew fouls, and took on the scoring load when the offense was faltering. Really nice game from him

凯尔特人球迷：今晚的施罗德就是湖人签下他时对他的期望，二阵容组织者、攻框、造犯规，进攻停滞的时候承担得分压力，干得漂亮，施罗德！

Suns really had their best season in over a decade to catch the defending champs by pure bad luck

独行侠球迷：太阳确实打出了近十年最棒的一个赛季，只是运气不太好，早早地撞上了卫冕冠军。

[–]Lakerspapi_shoelo 410 指標 6小時前

I mean, it can always be worse, exhibit A - Clippers.

湖人球迷：我想说，其实还有更糟糕的，比如说快船。

[–]NuggetsPiano_Fingerbanger 302 指標 5小時前

Clippers didn't catch Dallas because of luck.

Clippers caught Dallas because they tanked vs OKC and Houston.

掘金球迷：快船碰上独行侠可不是因为运气差，他们是自己选的，为此还故意输给了雷霆和火箭。

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 193 指標 5小時前

Which is why it's worse. They chose to be in this position.

湖人卡鲁索球迷：就是因为是快船自己选的，所以才说他们更糟糕，哈哈哈哈。

Bron the type of dude to take it personally try to embarrass a defender like Jae and then post on Instagram about his favourite wine for tonight lol.

詹姆斯是那种会往心里去的人，会试图让克劳德这种防守人难堪，所以他赛后在Ins上晒出了今晚在享用最爱的酒，哈哈哈哈。

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[–]HornetsContractXtension 439 指標 7小時前

Was crazy seeing this match up nothing Jae could do

黄蜂球迷：看到克劳德面对詹姆斯无能为力的样子，太疯狂了。

[–]LakersT_025 351 指標 7小時前

He doesn’t have any special skills to guard Bron. Bron is just bigger, better, and faster.

湖人球迷：他防守詹姆斯没有任何特殊的技巧，詹姆斯比他更壮更强更快。

[–]LakersRickySuela 321 指標 6小時前

Jae has more hair.

湖人球迷：克劳德的头发更多。

[–]302born 89 指標 7小時前

Bro when someone laughs at you while you’re guarding them. It’s already over lol you’re in the danger zone.

兄弟，当你负责防守的人正在冲着你笑，这个对位就已经结束了，哈哈哈，你现在很危险。

[–]NBALebronJamesBurnerAcc 167 指標 7小時前

He literally laughed at Crowder the whole time too. Lakers tweeted it too

詹姆斯一直在嘲笑克劳德，湖人也在推特上发布了这条消息。

[–]LakersT_025 314 指標 7小時前

Crowder giving it his all, Bron just wondering what he’s gonna caption his wine post tonight

湖人球迷：克劳德付出了所有，而詹姆斯却在想今晚喝红酒的动态要配什么文案。

I never thought they’d go at it at each other like that (Lebron trying to embarrass Jae and Jae retaliating). Bron played with Jae too on the Cavs. Was there beef later on?

76人球迷：我从来没想过他们之间会这样，詹姆斯试图让克劳德难堪，克劳德想报复回去。詹姆斯和克劳德在骑士不是当过队友吗？之后发生什么矛盾了？

[–][CLE] Richard JeffersonERPDAX 32 指標 5小時前

He was incredibly toxic in general. He was a Celtic wearing a Cavs jersey. Isiah at least tried to seem like a Cav from the fans' perspective, Crowder never did. Then after he got booted he started going off about how LeBron and the Cavs weren't an actual cohesive team. Like no shit dude, you were destroying it. Before you, we had been in 3 straight finals, beat a 73-9 team, and had the best offense of all team even against the 2017 Warriors. Like who the fuck is Crowder? It was obviously never going to work after JR knocked him out in 2015 after Kelly hurt Love. Those teams straight up hated each other, I think. I don't see anything else like it in the current NBA.

骑士杰弗森球迷：克劳德这个人非常有毒，他当时就是穿着骑士球衣的凯尔特人。从球迷角度来看，小托马斯至少想为了骑士打球，而克劳德从来没有。之后他被踹走后，开始喷詹姆斯说骑士不是一支真正有凝聚力的队伍。不是吧老哥，是你毁了这支队伍的凝聚力！在你来之前，我们连续三年打进季后赛，击败了73胜9负的勇士，甚至面对2017年的勇士也是进攻最好的队伍。而踏马的克劳德是什么东西？很明显2015年季后赛奥利尼克卸了乐福的胳膊，JR肘击了克劳德之后，两支队伍就彼此不对付，目前的NBA里我没见到过类似的事情。

Bron the type of dude to let you have game 1 just to make it hurt even worse when he actually starts trying

詹姆斯是那种可以让你拿下第一场的家伙，而当他认真起来的时候，你会被打得很惨。

[–]LakersKubeBrickEan 320 指標 7小時前

Unless you’re the Raptors*

湖人球迷：除非你们是猛龙。

[–][SEA] Jerome JamesDG_Now 125 指標 7小時前

And yet, every year when he drops game 1 people who should know better don't.

超音速球迷：然而每年他输了第一场之后，那些应该意识到的人却并没有反应过来。

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber 946 指標 8小時前

LeBron literally loses the first game of every series for fun and mfers still doubt him lol

勇士库里球迷：詹姆斯为了更有意思输掉了系列赛的第一场，还真有人因此质疑他，哈哈哈。

[–]Spekot 68 指標 8小時前

how can a 46 year old man keep doing this

一个46岁的男人怎么能干这种事？

[–]LakersHuman_mind 18 指標 7小時前

56*

湖人球迷：56了。

[–]HornetsContractXtension 443 指標 8小時前

People who doubt Lebron don't watch him a lot

黄蜂球迷：质疑詹姆斯的人不会看他打球的。

[–]Lakers_Meece_ 232 指標 8小時前

I doubted Lebron once in 2015 after Love went down and Kyrie had knee issues.

Proved me real fucking wrong and I've never doubted since.

湖人球迷：2015年乐福倒下，欧文膝盖受伤后，我曾质疑过詹姆斯，但是他用表现证明了我TM错了，从那以后我再也没有质疑过他。

Crowder about to go home and like anti-LeBron posts now.

湖人球迷：克劳德现在要回家，点赞那些黑詹姆斯的帖子了。

[–]LakersSkhodave 211 指標 7小時前

Crowder on his burner:

LeFraud James has 0 real rings in my book

07-Lost

11-Outplayed by Jason Terry

12-Harden Choked & Baby Thunder

13-Carried by Allen

14-Lost to Kawhi

15-Lost

16-Carried by Kyrie

17- Lost

18-Lost

20-Mickey Mouse Ring 🤡

LeFraud is 0-10 in my book

湖人球迷：克劳德用小号写道：詹姆斯这个骗子在我这里一枚戒指都没有！

07年总决输给了马刺；11年总决被特里干趴了；12年总决哈登拉跨+雷霆没经验；13年总决靠抱雷-阿伦大腿；14年总决输给了莱昂纳德；15年输给了勇士；16年靠欧文赢得冠军；17年输给勇士；18年又输给勇士；20年拿的是米老鼠玩具戒指。

综上，詹姆斯总决赛0胜10负。

[–][LAL] Kentavious Caldwell-Popepattern93 764 指標 7小時前

LBJ played hard for like 3mins and decided the game. Lol

湖人波普球迷：詹姆斯认真打了大约3分钟，就收了比赛，哈哈哈哈。

[–]jared2294 241 指標 7小時前

He did it last game too. He just all of a sudden was like “oh shit, it’s close? Gimme a sec”

他上一场也是这么干的，他突然反应过来“哦糟糕，比分咬得很紧？好吧，给我一秒钟的时间！”

[–]LakersLakerBlue 85 指標 7小時前

He looked like he had no legs the first half, it was so refreshing to see him get to the rim and score in the second half.

湖人球迷：上半场詹姆斯看起来就像是没有腿一样，下半场看到他开始攻框砍分，太让人兴奋了。

[–]PistonsAlcoholicInsomniac 17 指標 5小時前

It definitely feels like he's resting the ankle as much as possible. Which is kinda crazy to say, but even at the game that's how it felt.

活塞球迷：这种感觉就像是他在尽可能让脚踝多休息休息，虽然这么说很疯狂，但是比赛里传达出来的就是这种信号。

Chris Paul looking for the secret tunnel in Staples right now.

骑士球迷：克里斯-保罗正在斯台普斯中心寻找秘密通道。

Lakers first LA team to win a playoff game in staples in the last 2 years

湖人球迷：湖人是过去两年里第一支在斯台普斯中心赢球的洛杉矶球队。

[–]LALakers4Lyf 111 指標 7小時前

Oh damn, Clippers' last playoff win at Staples was in 2017

湖人球迷：哦玛德，快船上一次在斯台普斯中心赢季后赛还是2017年。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 29 指標 5小時前

trips me out to think 2017 wasn’t like just 2 years ago

开拓者球迷：你这么说，突然让我觉得2017年最后一次赢球和过去两年没赢球有什么区别似的。

Chris Paul with a game worst -20 was pretty unexpected even with the bum shoulder.

湖人球迷：保罗的正负值是全场最低的-20，即使知道他肩膀有问题，也还是觉得很意外。

[–][CLE] Jeff GreenBallzagna 180 指標 8小時前

Those free throws he shot looked painful

骑士格林球迷：那些罚球动作就能看出来保罗很痛苦。

[–]Suns BandwagonYergason 102 指標 7小時前

I got false hopes after he made the first few elbow jumpers

太阳球迷：当他命中第一记肘区的跳投后，我对他还存在着错误的期待。

[–]Lakersairwalker12 36 指標 7小時前

Sucks to see him hurt again

湖人球迷：看到他又一次受伤太糟糕了。

[–]Rockets BandwagonCheekyFifaCunt_7 67 指標 8小時前

The suns should just start Payne at this point

火箭球迷：太阳应该从现在开始让佩恩首发。

[–]Lakersairwalker12 51 指標 7小時前

Honestly, I'm way less scared of 1 armed Chris Paul than Payne.

湖人球迷：实话，比起一个胳膊的保罗我更害怕佩恩。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 100 指標 8小時前

All I know is, game four bout to be spicy as fuck!

公牛佩恩球迷：我只知道，第四场比赛要刺激到爆！

[–]NBAWorld_Piece 18 指標 8小時前

This whole playoffs is looking real spicy

今年整个季后赛都很刺激。

[–]Registered to VoteSav10r 43 指標 8小時前

Except Nets/Celtics and Bucks/Heat. Those series are done.

除了篮网和凯尔特人，以及雄鹿和热火，那两轮系列赛基本完事了。

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